Christmas in July
What does not rock is E.'s taste in music. The dude is this ultra-Russian, ultra-smart condensed matter theorist in his fifties, and he listens to Avril Lavigne. It's really weird.
The mad piping of the idiot gods in Azathoth's court? I'd bet five dollars that it would sound like "Skater Boy" for a few milliseconds before utterly wiping away your sanity.